Wasp

There was a wasp in my room today.
It flew right at me, and I ran the fuck out of there.
Then I realized it had landed on me.
So I frantically ripped my clothes off and grabbed some RAID.
The cloud of insect killer was so thick I couldn't see through, and when it cleared the bitch was twitching on the ground.
With the threat extinquished, I could safely have a heart attack.

I'm terrified of those things.