Mission Accomplished

I can officially grow a full beard.
Everything connects, even though the 'stache is real porn-ish.
Knowing this...I shaved it all off today.
Not regretting it yet.

Beard Growth

I'm on week two of my most recent attempt at beard growth.
Every past try didn't really go well, but I've never given it a full 6 weeks.
Hopefully I can stay strong and at least get that far, but it doesn't look too good.
Maybe I just don't have enough manliness to grow a full beard.
I'm no Grizzly Adams.

If god wasn't such a fuck-up he would have made me like the play-doh hair salon people. Then I could just push down on myself and grow super long facial hair. I think the head hair would go with it, but I could always cut that shit off. Way too drop the ball on that one god.

We'll see how the next 4 weeks go.