Haven't posted in a while...
because I haven't done SHIT lately.
Except watch Scooby Doo.
That show holds up like crazy.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Guess Who Almost Died?
Ok, I'm exaggerating.
But I totally thought I was going to die.
I'm just getting over a bought with food poisoning.
Which is pretty much the last thing I thought I would ever have to deal with, because of my vegetarianism and all-around picky eating, but I was stupid and wrong.
Tuesday night at about 5:30 I threw up for the first time in years.
And it was horrible.
The last couple times I've thrown up had been a complete non-issue because of how drunk I must have been.
But suddenly I was puking up chunks and black liquid that burned my nostrils.
After my stomach was emptied, the dry heaves came, and that was only slightly better.
This shit was pretty violent, because I would start gagging, then fall on the floor clutching a bucket and pouring sweat.
At about 1:00 a.m. I collapsed on the couch, since I couldn't make it up the stairs, and woke up the next morning feeling like I had pulled every muscle in my body.
All of yesterday was spent watching the Spiderman flicks and cautiously nibbling on anything I felt I could keep down.
Left out some details, because you don't want to know some things.
Today I'm feeling better, but still sickly.
Spending the day listening to Gregory and the Hawk and playing video games.
Probably Pokemon, since that's my go-to sick day game.
But I totally thought I was going to die.
I'm just getting over a bought with food poisoning.
Which is pretty much the last thing I thought I would ever have to deal with, because of my vegetarianism and all-around picky eating, but I was stupid and wrong.
Tuesday night at about 5:30 I threw up for the first time in years.
And it was horrible.
The last couple times I've thrown up had been a complete non-issue because of how drunk I must have been.
But suddenly I was puking up chunks and black liquid that burned my nostrils.
After my stomach was emptied, the dry heaves came, and that was only slightly better.
This shit was pretty violent, because I would start gagging, then fall on the floor clutching a bucket and pouring sweat.
At about 1:00 a.m. I collapsed on the couch, since I couldn't make it up the stairs, and woke up the next morning feeling like I had pulled every muscle in my body.
All of yesterday was spent watching the Spiderman flicks and cautiously nibbling on anything I felt I could keep down.
Left out some details, because you don't want to know some things.
Today I'm feeling better, but still sickly.
Spending the day listening to Gregory and the Hawk and playing video games.
Probably Pokemon, since that's my go-to sick day game.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Live Cam Girls
Taking another step towards being completely swallowed by the internet, I bought a webcam.
The positive is that now I can start posting video on here,
(I've already started carrying my camera, so I can post some pics on here.)
so hopefully there will be some good video to come out of this.
Today won't be the debut video day though, because my room needs to be cleaned.
It's getting hard to walk in there. And my bed hasn't been made in a month.
The positive is that now I can start posting video on here,
(I've already started carrying my camera, so I can post some pics on here.)
so hopefully there will be some good video to come out of this.
Today won't be the debut video day though, because my room needs to be cleaned.
It's getting hard to walk in there. And my bed hasn't been made in a month.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Cat Power
When I got home from work my cat decided to follow me around the house, punching me.
I told her to go away and now she's looking all pissed off like I was the one who did something wrong.
I told her to go away and now she's looking all pissed off like I was the one who did something wrong.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Moobies
Doubling up today because of my lack of recent posting.
For the first time in a long time (years,) I haven't seen any of the movies currently playing.
Probably because I've done nothing but work and sleep for the last week.
BUT
I'm still going to review some of the more entertaining looking ones.
(Keep in mind that I have NOT seen any of these films and am forming an opinion based of trailers and my general ability to bullshit.)
Blind Side:
When a homeless teen is taken in by Sandra Bullock's retarded southern cousin, he learns how to love. This movie is full of sports metaphors for sex. This builds to an exciting climax (get it?) in which homeboy cums hard in Sandra Bullocks mouth after winning the Big Game. Jesse James makes a small cameo in the epic blowjob scene, as he can be seen furiously masturbating in the corner. I rate this movie as a must-see, but wait until DVD release so you can turn the volume off.
2012:
Apocalyptic sci-fi thriller 2012 follows John Cusack as he frantically looks for work. After his agent tells him that his career will be over unless he gets at least one major role by 2012, Cusack converts to scientology and adopts some children, eventually checking into rehab hoping to get noticed. As the days pass, the Earth begins deteriorating. The mountains begin to break off and fall into the sea, every volcano on the planet erupts simultaneously, and I rent High Fidelity for the 600th time. This movie will keep you on the edge of your seat.
The Men Who Stare At Goats:
The title says it all. For two hours and 10 minutes, you will see men staring at goats. No dialogue. Skip unless you're into goats...or men.
Planet 51:
An American astronaut travels to planet 51, thinking he is the first one to step foot on the planet's surface. He soon finds out how wrong he is, as he is challenged by the REAL first man to step foot on the planet: The Rock. The two agree to a no holds barred match, falls count anywhere. The winner of the match will be allowed to claim himself as the ultimate ruler of Planet 51. The fight starts out pretty evenly, until The Rock is slid a steel chair by some space-honeys. Two rock bottoms and a people's elbow later, The Rock raises his hand (and eyebrow) as the champion. He then blasts off in homeboy's rocket, leaving him there to train for a rematch. Total tear-jerker of a picture. I squirted a few drops when The Rock delivered the last line of the flick "If you smeeeeeeeeellllll what the ROCK is COOKIN'" 3.5 stars.
For the first time in a long time (years,) I haven't seen any of the movies currently playing.
Probably because I've done nothing but work and sleep for the last week.
BUT
I'm still going to review some of the more entertaining looking ones.
(Keep in mind that I have NOT seen any of these films and am forming an opinion based of trailers and my general ability to bullshit.)
Blind Side:
When a homeless teen is taken in by Sandra Bullock's retarded southern cousin, he learns how to love. This movie is full of sports metaphors for sex. This builds to an exciting climax (get it?) in which homeboy cums hard in Sandra Bullocks mouth after winning the Big Game. Jesse James makes a small cameo in the epic blowjob scene, as he can be seen furiously masturbating in the corner. I rate this movie as a must-see, but wait until DVD release so you can turn the volume off.
2012:
Apocalyptic sci-fi thriller 2012 follows John Cusack as he frantically looks for work. After his agent tells him that his career will be over unless he gets at least one major role by 2012, Cusack converts to scientology and adopts some children, eventually checking into rehab hoping to get noticed. As the days pass, the Earth begins deteriorating. The mountains begin to break off and fall into the sea, every volcano on the planet erupts simultaneously, and I rent High Fidelity for the 600th time. This movie will keep you on the edge of your seat.
The Men Who Stare At Goats:
The title says it all. For two hours and 10 minutes, you will see men staring at goats. No dialogue. Skip unless you're into goats...or men.
Planet 51:
An American astronaut travels to planet 51, thinking he is the first one to step foot on the planet's surface. He soon finds out how wrong he is, as he is challenged by the REAL first man to step foot on the planet: The Rock. The two agree to a no holds barred match, falls count anywhere. The winner of the match will be allowed to claim himself as the ultimate ruler of Planet 51. The fight starts out pretty evenly, until The Rock is slid a steel chair by some space-honeys. Two rock bottoms and a people's elbow later, The Rock raises his hand (and eyebrow) as the champion. He then blasts off in homeboy's rocket, leaving him there to train for a rematch. Total tear-jerker of a picture. I squirted a few drops when The Rock delivered the last line of the flick "If you smeeeeeeeeellllll what the ROCK is COOKIN'" 3.5 stars.
iPod Maintenence
Doing some iPod upkeep today.
Tried to put the new Jenny Owen Youngs album on yesterday and had no room, so I'm going through and getting rid of the shit I don't need to make room for awesome.
Like, "wow, why do I have New Found Glory on here?"
and
"I'm never going to listen to Of Montreal, can take that off."
It's pretty entertaining, but also embarrassing at the same time.
Both because of what I used to listen to, and because of what I now listen to.
Definite plus:
Got rid of enough disgusting punk to put The Lion King soundtrack on.
Now when I hold up my friend's kittens like Simba I'll be able to fully orchestrate the event.
Tried to put the new Jenny Owen Youngs album on yesterday and had no room, so I'm going through and getting rid of the shit I don't need to make room for awesome.
Like, "wow, why do I have New Found Glory on here?"
and
"I'm never going to listen to Of Montreal, can take that off."
It's pretty entertaining, but also embarrassing at the same time.
Both because of what I used to listen to, and because of what I now listen to.
Definite plus:
Got rid of enough disgusting punk to put The Lion King soundtrack on.
Now when I hold up my friend's kittens like Simba I'll be able to fully orchestrate the event.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
