Sunday, November 22, 2009

Allison Weiss

I think by now it's pretty obvious that I like awesome girl singers.
This is my latest discovery, and she has tons of great videos on youtube.

Friday, November 20, 2009

MMM Commentaries

I love commentary.
Every time I get a DVD, I always listen to every commentary track.

That being said, I found out about a fad where people do fan-commentaries on movies and tv shows they like.
So I googled it and clicked on the first site that came up, listening to a commentary they did on the pilot episode of Futurama.

It was just 2 british dudes doing a straight, dry, joke-less commentary.
They're all like "and now we see Leela, who you might recognize as being voiced by Katey Sagal."
OMG dude. You're doing a FAN COMMENTARY. Make a couple dick jokes.

Why would anybody listen to people who had nothing to do with the show, describe what's happening on the show?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I Still Love You Macho Man Randy Savage

After extensive research, I've discovered that Macho Man Randy Savage is actually a crazy old man.

If you're unaware, Macho Man Randy Savage is a championship wrestler, slim jim spokesman, and my personal childhood hero.



After watching the first Spiderman movie (for the 100th time) I thought, "Dude HAS to still be around, where is that fool?"
Shit, Hulk Hogan is still active in TNA, and Macho Man is a million times better than him.
But the most recent bit of activity I could find from him was his horrible rap album. (along with a curious video of 50 Cent hyping him.)



So I went to his website and found a slew of videos of him in the gym, ranting about how he wants to take Stephanie McMahon "around the block" and calling out Hulk Hogan. When he isn't posting retarded shoot promos about people who don't even remember he exists, he's unsuccessfully attempting to get girls to send him n00dz. Really?

When did Randy Savage turn into a joke?
Tosh.0Thursdays at 10pm / 9c
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption2 Girls, 1 Cup ReactionDemi Moore Picture


I totally idolized this dude when I was a kid.
Epic fail.



...at least I'll always have the memories of elbow drops and fringed jackets.
You know, from back in the day.

Monday, November 16, 2009

I Officially Win At Twitter

I've been real neglectful of this blog as of late.
If this were a kid, it would have already been ripped away from me and given to a young church-going couple who don't do cop-out one liner posts.

I've been wrapped up in two things lately:
1) Hockey
2) My comic book

First off, hockey.
I've loved hockey for a while, but never followed a team or watched more than a couple games per season until this year, just because I didn't want to become "that sports guy."
You know the guy.
He says things like, "We really need to step up our defense if we expect to make it to the playoffs." and wears t-shirts to promote whatever year his team won the big game.
But fuck it man. Hockey games are fun to watch, and I love the Devils.
Which brings me to my point...
New Jersey Devils leading goal-scorer Zach Parise follows me on twitter now.
I win.

Distraction number two.
My comic book.
It's getting drawn and I'm super pumped about it. No doubt I'll be posting some sketches (or maybe even a full page or two) on here soon.
Some details: It's a 48 page legit stapled comic (6.625" x 10.25") with full color cover and b&w pages.
It was written by me (Brandon Koss) with art done by Brittany Schneider.
All I'll say about the story is that it's about Bizarro World and it's awesome.
Buy it.

To be as cool as Zach Parise, and help me win an intense twitter battle with @itsfran, follow me on twitter twitter.com/strictlygame

Friday, November 13, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

This Time Next Year

I hope to be a published comic book writer living in Toronto, pulling a flask out of my boots as I head to a Leafs/Devils game with a cute indie girl.

Now I just have to make it happen.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Social Interview

The social interview app on facebook just asked me what I would do if I switched genders for the day.

I think the obvious answer is "I would play with myself. A lot."
Didn't publish that to my wall though, mostly because I have family members on my friends list.
But also because I know one of my friends would comment with "You already do that." thinking they're real clever.