Monday, November 9, 2009

100th Post

This is my 100th post on this blog.
You'd think I'd use it to hype something, or maybe do a 'best of,' or just a classy '100th Post!' graphic...
But no.

Pimping the twitter.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Post # 99

There's too many mutha'ukas 'ukan with my shi'.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Embarassing Thought Of The Day: 11/06

Miley looks real hot in this video.
and I like this song.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Personal Vendetta

When people tell me they liked the movie Paranormal Activity, I take it as a personal attack.
I saw the movie when it first came out, and have been campaigning hard against it ever since, telling everyone I see about its overall shittyness.
But people still fucking throw down on that movie, like it's on some blockbuster shit.

This abomination has grossed $84,627,372 domestically.
It only cost $15,000 to make.
WHAT THE FUCK!
It's nothing but a well-marketed Blair Witch.

Don't encourage these assholes to continue to make movies!

Luckily, Micah got killed off at the end, so nobody will have to suffer through his terrible acting if they make a sequel.
Crossing my fingers in hopes that doesn't happen.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Footwear Necessities

Need:
Cowboy Boots
Flask
Whiskey

Step 1: Put on boots.
Step 2: Pour whiskey into flask.
Step 3: Slide flask into boots.
Step 4: Start your day.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Twitter Break: Over

Just broke my 75 day protest of twitter.
But this doesn't mean I approve of twitter.


http://twitter.com/strictlygame


Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Traditions

Today is Halloween, which means a bunch of assholes are going to wear redic costumes and get way too drunk.
Unless you're straight-edge. Then you'll probably go to a hardcore show and talk about how much you love gore.

I'm just hoping that I get some candy at some point during the night.
...and that the Devil's win.