Suck

Everyone needs to get over:
Rush
The Smiths
The Ramones
Radiohead

because they all suck.

I Don't Get It...Again

I don't really have any friends here, and whenever I try to go out and meet people to do stuff with they always end up being stupid young douchebags that want me to get weed for them.

I didn't drink, smoke, or fuck at all until I was 17.
How are all these 15 year-old motherfuckers partying so much?

When I was 15 I was all about biking with my friends to the park, or sitting around watching MTV. These kids are all about sitting at some rando's apartment with a case of cheap beer giving each other sloppy bj's.

I guess I don't get how 15 year-olds got to be so fucking lame. Stop coming up to me when I'm getting coffee and asking me if I'm holding. You're not Lady Gaga.
Go ride a bike.

Yep.

Getting tattoo #3.

Enough Is Enough

My vacation starts in 12 days.
I'm planning on standing up in the middle of the flight and yelling "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Hopefully the TSA will appreciate my humor and not arrest me.

Target

Waking up at 3 a.m. for work is retarded.
They added a truck so I had to go in today instead of getting to sleep in. Never going to get used to that shit.

I ducked out early today, got some coffee and watched Watchmen, so the day wasn't a total loss.
But fuck, man. This is part of the reason why I want to be a writer. I'll be able to go to bed when it's dark out like normal people, put in a full day's work without having to do physical activity, and work with people who aren't all about complaining about co-workers.

Days like this are going to make it easier to say "fuck appleton" when I go off to school.

Listen Bud, He's Got Radioactive Blood

I've never seen Spider-Man 3, but I own it...soooooo
Spider-Man movie marathon begins now.

Dirty Things

I don't really get anal.
It's always been like, a goal for a guy to convince his lady to do anal.
Maybe it's because I have the libido of a 3 year-old, but I think even if someone offered me anal I'd be inclined to pass on it. I can't even get into porn with anal scenes.

I shouldn't be putting much thought into it, but I've been listening to a lot of SModcast and Kev is always bringing it up.



After putting thought into it...
If Topanga from Boy Meets World offered me anal, I would do it.