Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Traditions

Today is Halloween, which means a bunch of assholes are going to wear redic costumes and get way too drunk.
Unless you're straight-edge. Then you'll probably go to a hardcore show and talk about how much you love gore.

I'm just hoping that I get some candy at some point during the night.
...and that the Devil's win.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What We Will Be

Pitchfork is slackin' mann.
I've had the new Devendra album for a week already and it looks like they're going to wait for the release day to review it.

All I'm going to say is that I love the new Devendra Banhart album.

[legally acquire] it for yourself right now and listen to the song "Baby."
Then go back and play the whole record through.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Things I'm "Over" Episode 1: Facial Hair

I hate it when people use the phrase "I'm over it,"
because it's always used pretentiously.
But I communicate in negativity, so it's time to introduce the new column called "I'm Over It."

I used be a strong advocate for facial hair.
Even if you couldn't grow a full beard, I was like "NVR SHAVE!"
Lately I've been disgusted by all the thin pube-ish facial hair failures that are walking around the Fox Valley.

Here's some rules on beard farming:
1) Either full beard or no beard.
2) Are you 15 or under? Yes? Then shave.
3) If your facial hair is red, then god never intended for you to grow it out.
4) Having facial hair doesn't mean you don't have to wash your face.
and...
5) Fuck mustaches.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Weekend's Don't Count When You Work On Saturday

I was planning on keeping this updated, by posting every day like I used to, but this is how my weekend went.

Friday: Work 4 a.m.-9a.m. Home. Slept until 5 p.m. Ate Dinner. Went back to bed.
Saturday: Work 4a.m.-8a.m. Home. Slept until 5 p.m. Ate Dinner. Watched Devil's game. Went Back To Bed.
Sunday: Woke up at 11 a.m. Ate breakfast and lunch within 15 minutes of each other. Watched Chappelle's Show until 8 p.m. Flaked out on friends. Went to bed.

As you can see, my weekend was depressing.
But at least the Devil's won.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Halloween Costume Suggestion

For anyone who still needs a Halloween costume idea:
I saw a guy walking in the WalMart parking lot today, who's outfit could only be explained as 'costume.'

Here's what you'll need to become a person of walmart.
1) Camouflage hat, folded upwards.
2) Fleet Farm brand tan coat that fits your torso, but is inexplicably 8 inches too long in the sleeves.
3) I saw him from behind, but can take a guess at the t-shirt he had on. Green Bay Packers commemorative tee from any of the years they won the superbowl.
4) Sweat pants with dark stains on them, tucked into...
5) Wool socks, pulled up.
and to top it all off, and ensure that you will DEFINITELY get laid at any Halloween party:
6) Crocs.

You should look something like this:


If anyone uses this at a Halloween party, look for me.
I'll be dressed as Olivia Newton John from the "Let's Get Physical" music video, and I'll will be happy to laugh at you.

Friday, October 23, 2009

To The People Who Make The SAW Movies

How much are they paying you?
I'll double it, if you stop.
Thanks.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Blogger's Anxiety

I haven't been posting much lately, but there's a reason.
Recently I was diagnosed with a condition called "blogger's anxiety."
Doctors say it was self-afflicted as I had been thinking about the fact that I have a blog and feel I need to regularly post on it.

After a very invasive treatment and release from the hospital, I've done some research on my ailment.
A shocking 70% of bloggers suffer from this disorder.

To spread awareness, I decided to post this blog.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

No Strings Attached

I was taking notes on some stuff I want to do for my next comic, and somehow remembered the most awesome music video of my "watching TRL" days.


(Click on the picture to get bigger version)

It might have been the "Bye bye bye" video, but this is what I'm talking about.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Blueprint

Finished the first draft of my longest script ever.
It'll be in graphic novel form someday, probably not in 2009.

This gives me time to work on my new project:
Blueprinting my dream house.

I know I want a old school Rocky-ish gym with a ring in it.
And also a Dad-style study with a fireplace where I would smoke cigars in my robe.
And probably a Batcave-like control room.

This will be pretty fun and totally pointless.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

It's Almost Time



I'm ridiculously pumped.
Going to the earliest possible screening.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Friday, October 2, 2009

Total 90's Day

Listened to Sunny Day Real Estate's entire debut album.
watched a lot of The Tom Green Show
and played Kirby's Adventure for a while.

I love, and will always love, the 90's.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Another Post About LIGHTS

It seems like every time I go online there's a new amazing video of LIGHTS. This one I found on myspace. (Who says myspace is dead?)

If you don't know LIGHTS, she's a Canadian pop star who also happens to be perfect in every way. Her full length is out on the 6th, but there's a couple of EP's you can get now as well as a ton of music videos and video blogs.

Can't believe I'm writing what is basically an advertisement for pop music, but check out this video and you'll see why I'm randomly super into her:

Introducing LIGHTS (The Listening is out on 10/6!)